Math valentine Puns

# Flirty math puns for valentines, one liners by tag

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I think he must be plotting something. Take the 's' out!

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An unending parade of an infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar. I just saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper.

How do you know your math tutor is hungry? Because it is never right. An opinion without 3. How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?

There was a statistician that drowned trying to cross a river The interviewing committee asks the mathematician one question: He thinks for a moment and answers " How far can you recite pi? She's a perfect 10, but purely imaginary. But why did 7 eat 9? That's when the bartender puts up his hands and yells, "Get the hell out of here!

Next they call in the statistician and ask the same question. The physicist says, "The initial measurement was incorrect. Because it gives them square roots. A middle school math problem!

A circle is just a round straight line with a hole in the middle. What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? There are three kinds of people in the world: Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. Because 7 8 9! My girlfriend is the square root of In an elementary school math class.

The TSA officer is livid.

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Descartes replies, "I think not," and disappears. If nothing is better than life, and if a ham sandwich is better than nothing, does that mean that a ham sandwich is worth dying for?

Because it has so many problems. Two people go into the house, and then three people come out. I just saw American Pi. Are monsters good at math? Are you trying to ruin me?

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Why is the obtuse triangle depressed? When I'm not with my husband, he assumes I'm with my boyfriend. Why do plants hate math? Your plan has been foiled! When he talks to you, he looks at YOUR shoes instead of his own.

And with my boyfriend, it's the other way around. The mathematician answers "" without hesitation, and they send him along.

She's never coming back, and don't ask Y. The first one orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, and the third orders a third of a beer. Because they were right for each other. At closing time, the bartender asks him if he wants a refill.

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A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house. Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

What do you call a half-twisted, one-sided nudie bar? What is plus ? So I can spend most of my time doing what I want, without anyone disturbing me.

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Longer Math Jokes A statistics professor is going through security at the airport when they discover a bomb in his carry-on. So Descartes goes into a bar for a drink. What do you call dudes who love math? She'll work for pi.