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What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? He was shooting for the stars. I can guarantee it because I've used it for years.
So fat women can get laid too. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you. Why Are crippled people always picked on?
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Crabs on your organ. What do you call a judge with no balls? How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game? Because he has holes in his hands. He only comes once a year.
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Every single joke is unique and funny in its own way. Whats 10 Blocks Long and has never had sex? It was the perfect woman. One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear Q: Raven and her friends climb a tree called "Old Oakey". Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Viagra?
What's warm, wet, and pink?
What did the banana say to the vibrator? When do you kick a midget in the balls? Bill Maher does it as well, though in Real Time with Bill Maher you get the impression that they're not actually his jokes, but those of his writers, which he seems to be learning for the first time from the teleprompter.
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When it's stiff, stick it in. Followed by a global food shortage.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12 Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys?
How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? What has got two legs and bleeds? Perverted is when you use the whole chicken What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
What is a vagina? Because the snowblower is coming. I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs. Eve, because she made Adams banana stand Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry. The Perfect Date One day a perfect man and a perfect woman went out on a date. So they don't poke her eye out. Why don't orphans play baseball?
How is a woman like a road? How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
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Why did the chicken cross the road? But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop" After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. When he eats his first Brownie. What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?
In "Weekend Update", Bill Hader as culture reporter Stefan often cracks up because the writer of the bit changes the cue cards at the last minute to stuff even more outrageous than planned. It is a tense moment.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? This explains the accident. Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation. Because his pecker is on his head! They are both fun to ride till a friend sees you on them They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. Pudding his dick where it doesn't belong.
What does a homeless woman use for a vibrator? Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking. They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns Q: You have to chew before you swallow!