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If we are what we eat, then I am easy, fast, and cheap!! No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
But I've never forgotten to eat. Funny jokes for women about love, relationships, dating, single life and marriage.
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. It wouldn't be the same without you.
That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain single girls night out peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains. Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
She had 14 kids, but she doesn't care. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? I married beneath me.
Funny Jokes for Women. Love, Dating, Single life, Marriage. It's Girls' Night Out
Come along with us. That's my idea of a perfect day. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendales.
If a messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, then my kitchen is delirious. One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. You change your underwear after every sneeze. If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Charli XCX – Girls Night Out (Single) (2018)
The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff. I read this article that said typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. I know what Victoria's Secret is. Thou shalt not weigh.
Charli XCX – Girls Night Out – Single [iTunes Plus AAC M4A]
You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
What's your reaction?
Mine isn't all that chatty but the other day I asked it, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?
Skinny people piss me off! Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.